Douche Bag is the first thing to come to mind when I think of Rob Lauer, owner of…..I’m not even going to name the damn company he owns because he’s a Dick.
But I will tell you Douche owns a company that makes these bullet proof vests, and also Dick make shields that supposedly protect purses, etc…..but you’ll see in the bottom video on this page that it failed, meaning the 9mm that was fired at it penetrated (it went all the way through) the shield. Pretty crappy huh?
Anyways, about 3-4 days ago as a favor to a friend, I did the video below for Douche/Dick. Boy was he a Dick/Douche to work with.
What he said stated in the beginning was he wanted video footage and that it was going to take me longer to set up my equipment then to get the video he wanted. He also said he only wanted a couple of photos of Lisa with the vest on. Of course I knew it was going to take longer (almost 2 hours (it took me 10 minutes to set up), but because Lisa is a friend, I did it.
Afterwards, it was pull photos from video (20-30), edit the photos, splice the video over 12 times…mind you, I gave him my 15 minute rate of $100, even before the post work I had already gone about 2 hours. Long story short (hey someone always says that), what Douche/Dick needs first and foremost is to take a class on communicating effectively with people because he doesn’t. Second, I’m sure his wife/girlfriend is ugly (I feel sorry for that chick or guy if she’s/he’s with him).
The final product I ended up giving him had fart sounds embedded, LMAO! He never said I couldn’t embed fart sounds! At the end of the second video, I slowed it down to 25% so you can hear sounds like Jabba the Hut..fitting…
Enjoy the videos!